just let him have the pizza
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on
Charles Martinet’s website is incredible.
the website of an actor who has not needed to seek work or promote himself in any way since the mid-90s
remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif