theknight0fspace:

davidstrider:

2013 is almost over but my school papers still fucking look like

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I know how you feel. It feels like yesterday when the british government refused to let us settle past the Appalachians.

whatisitcalledagain:

fat-grrrl:

sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok

no

fabletownfatale:

send this to friends and loved ones without context

shit-we-forgot-adam:

maraglen:

feistyfrank:

davediddlystrider:

This man is qualified to play as nightwing

This man is qualified to fuck me

I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too

I was about to reblog it and then I saw the captions and now I’m gonna reblog it twice because this post is gold

frankenfemme:

Talkative/Overly Friendly White woman at the Farmers Market

tenghostdads:

postllimit:

#NotAllClowns

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neonir:

Things I should be proud of: Good health, good relationships, academic progress.

Things I am proud of: My collection of hundreds of precious often flawless gems which I have hurled into a trough in the house in windhelm on Skyrim.

poopgirl4:

demcats:

secretlyterezi:

tfw no gf (good field) to sow your seeds upon

i refuse to believe

evnw

mizukisdick:

Is this or Ren can fly

spookydeerborn:

candalalala:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Every time we go past a cemetery my dad pulls the joke “that must be a popular place, people are just dying to get in”. Every time.

whenever i say something about having an ache or pain or hurting myself EVERY SINGLE TIME my dad sais “i went to the doc and said ‘doc, it hurts when i do this.’ and he said ‘well, then, don’t do that!’” AND EVERY SINGLE TIME HE GETS THAT SPARKLE IN HIS EYE

thegenderqueeralchemist:

asexual, bisexual and pansexual people are actually made of stardust and flames and are immortal pass it on

me: this fic fucked me up so bad and i cried for hours
me: here read it