hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

vbabylon:

bloodless revolution



onscreenkisses:

Blue Swede - “Hooked on a Feeling”

Lips as sweet as candy
Its taste is on my mind
Girl, you got me thirsty
For another cup o’ wine

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

hotboysofficial:

when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 

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pixalry:

DC Comics Illustration Collection - Created by Dan Mora

sharmuta:

im screaming

supercargautier:

rpowelll:

Charles Martinet’s website is incredible.

the website of an actor who has not needed to seek work or promote himself in any way since the mid-90s

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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