2013 is almost over but my school papers still fucking look like
I know how you feel. It feels like yesterday when the british government refused to let us settle past the Appalachians.
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
send this to friends and loved ones without context
This man is qualified to play as nightwing
This man is qualified to fuck me
I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too
I was about to reblog it and then I saw the captions and now I’m gonna reblog it twice because this post is gold
Talkative/Overly Friendly White woman at the Farmers Market
Things I should be proud of: Good health, good relationships, academic progress.
Things I am proud of: My collection of hundreds of precious often flawless gems which I have hurled into a trough in the house in windhelm on Skyrim.
tfw no gf (good field) to sow your seeds upon
i refuse to believe
Is this or Ren can fly
The ultimate dad joke compilation
Every time we go past a cemetery my dad pulls the joke “that must be a popular place, people are just dying to get in”. Every time.
whenever i say something about having an ache or pain or hurting myself EVERY SINGLE TIME my dad sais “i went to the doc and said ‘doc, it hurts when i do this.’ and he said ‘well, then, don’t do that!’” AND EVERY SINGLE TIME HE GETS THAT SPARKLE IN HIS EYE
asexual, bisexual and pansexual people are actually made of stardust and flames and are immortal pass it on